I was browsing Amazon.com looking for things when I chanced upon this ad:

“An Anna Kournikova and Amazon.com Exclusive
This Shock Absorber sports bra was designed especially for Anna Kournikova, because only the ball should bounce. Available exclusively at Amazon.com, for a limited time. “

Okaaaaaaaaay! “…because only the ball should bounce.”

To those interested to see what it is… click on the image…

Amazon has discontinued the sale of this item… but you can still view it here